There are several words and phrases that pop on in our chat sessions and tweets on SoCalGlamourGirls, and I am sure many of you are confused by what you hear or see.  So in order to help you understand more what you are reading, we have decided to include this list for you.

MUAH – the sound a kiss makes.  Usually used at the end of the night, but can be used at any time to show love. i.e.  ‘Love you MUAH!’

PING -A generic show of sexual love; usually used in conjunction with MUAH.   i.e. ‘Good night Kat, MUAH PING!’

EEEEEHHH – A show of sexual attraction.  Derived from the sound a turtle (real turtle, not VJJ, see below) makes when sexing up his partner.  i.e. ‘You are so HOT Kat.  MUAH PING EEEHHH!’

MPE – short hand for combining Muah Ping and EEEHH.  ie.  ‘Love you Tess, MPE!’

VJJ – slang for vagina; mostly used by the girls, but could be heard from anyone.  i.e. ‘I want your VJJ bad!’

Turtle – new slang for VJJ; derived from the cooter fest.  i.e. ‘Can your turtle come out to play?’

SCORE – show of excitement when someone does or gets something awesome.  i.e. ‘got a new computer!’  ‘SCORE’

SCOTEE -  another version of SCORE; derived from typo’s.

Butt Secks – slang for anal sex.  Self explanatory, and much loved.  i.e. ‘is it time for Butt Secks yet?’

PIITA – Put It In Tessie’s Ass, no explanation needed.  derived from a picture made by our beloved CameraGuy

/msf – a failed private message, meant to be failed as a joke.  i.e ‘/msf oh yeah I want you to do me Dr Woody!!’

BM- Blond Moment; a dumb mistake,  usually counted out during a live show, how many times one of the girls does something blond.

Eatwuakle – earthquake, a common occurance in Socal; derived from a typo.  i.e. ‘I think we just had another eatwuakle!, the Earth shook.’

Smilkinging – used for any random sex act. derived from a typo.  i.e. ‘I need some good smilkinging tonight, any of you girls free?’

Yopless – when a woman has removed or is in the process of removing her upper body coverings. Derived from a typo.  i.e. ‘Oh yeah, Tess is getting yopless!!’

Twatter – The bastard program Twitter, when it fucks up on you.  i.e. ‘Goddamned Twatter, I am only getting half the Twats sent out!’

FAMMIT – DAMMIT, derived from typo.  i.e.  ‘FAMMIT I missed a great Hump Day party!!’

mIm or mim – this is someone flipping you off, meant in jest.  derived from the look of the word, as if a middle finger were up.

kik – our version of lol, derived from a typo.   i.e.  ‘KIK you are so damned funny Boney.’

coppupt – to turn someone to the path of perversion.  derived from typo of corrupt.  i.e. ‘Ryan coppupted another guy last night.’

RKS – Rip of my clothes, Kiss me once, Stick it in.    Used for those extra horny times, when foreplay will just piss you off.

FS – Flip and Stick .  Follows RKS, to turn her over and give it to her from behind.

BNOFF – Best Night Owl Friend Forever – Referencing our late late nights on SCGGirls.

Orange Chicken – Sexual intercourse, derived from a story being told and a faked misunderstanding