Kat,
I have been working on my short game, um i mean your case, for a few days. I was puzzled and I needed to confirm with some colleagues in England at the famed Orifice Research center at St Andrews. On a side note that course is a bitch on your game.
My colleagues and I agree that you are suffering from a torn MD/BJ ligaments. This is repairable but it will take surgery to resolve. Much like the AC/MC ligaments control the placement of the knee the MD/BJ ligaments control the placement of the jaw when performing Cunnilingus and Fellatio.
During the surgery we will replace both ligaments and you will only have 3 little pin hole sized scars. The recovery could take months. You will have to have repeated physical therapy at the Woodster Rehabilitation Center. There you will undergo repeated blow and diving exercises. I will take personal conduct of your rehab to ensure that all went well.

Well Tessie, in all of my travels around the world I have seen this sooo many times. It is so sad.
You have what we call BlowinAnalitis. It is becoming an epidemic all over the world. The recover rate, if caught early, is a very good 35%. The treatment is a little unusual but has shown promise at the Institute of SweetAssology in Ramherstien, Germany.

There are 2 common type of the ailment 1) injured knees from excessive Blowjobs and 2) enlarged Anal cavities and Anal lips. I will need to see you in my private office to perform a thorough exam. You will need to bring 3 wife beaters, 1 bottle of Karo Syrup, 3 brown eggs, 2 cups of flour, 1 goat, and a sheep. Oops wrong list, that is the list I used to cast a spell on Ryan Howard’s bat so he would stop hitting. It has worked so well I will be selling it soon. I cannot find the list butt I know I Dicktated the list to Nurse Venice and she gives, um I mean takes great Dicktation. Anyway when you arrive at the office cum around the side and cum in the backdoor.