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Dr Woody has his shingle out, and is prepared to answer any and all of your medical or sexual questions.

His lovely nurse Venice will help raise your blood pressure while you wait.

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  • jbone7 September 4, 2010 at 1:54 AM

    Dr. Woody…lately, I’ve had a serious lapse of memory, not knowing which day is which, and having no concept of time except in rare cases where I forget my name every 60 minutes or so. Is this as serious as it sounds to you? I think I need a special medication and regular in-home visits from your Nurse too. Can you write me a scrip??

  • tessie July 30, 2010 at 1:06 AM

    So doc … i jsut went to the dentist and had the start of a root canal … which is soo painfull what would you prescribe as a cure/distraction to this pain! i really need a pain reliever of some sort ;)

    • DrWoody July 31, 2010 at 12:46 PM

      Well, i think that instead of prescribing you pills, which would probably work, i think that there are better methods. In the hill of Borneo there lives a tribe that used sexual activity to release the body’s own endorphines. I have had great success with vaginal and anal stimulation with prolonged deep penetration. It requires repeated session to help maintain the level of endorphines required. In your case i would say at least 3 days of non-stop therapy is required.

      • tessie July 31, 2010 at 1:00 PM

        mmmmmm please send me there asap DR. thank you so much. I know this will cue me ;)