Who are the SoCalGlamourGuys?
None of them are from Southern California. Glamorous is not a word you would use to describe them, even in the loosest sense. And even the guys part is questionable for two of them.
Who we are is three fans of a Sexy Social Network site known as SoCalGlamourGirls. We have never met each other, live nowhere near each other, and only chat online. This seemed like a fun thing to do in order to get our odd sense of humor out to the world, while promoting our favorite ladies on the planet.
You say “That is all well and good, but Who the Hell are you guys?” I shall try to introduce us to you.
Boneyman – A self styled ladies man. Boney, as he is affectionately known, is the wonder of the female world. He can cause a woman to swoon with just a sigh, make them drop their panties with a wink, and causes men everywhere to turn bisexual in the hopes that they might still have a chance to sleep with their ladies. Now, if he could just get the rest of the world to realize this.
Dr Woody – A golden tongued devil with a voice that makes James Earl Jones jealous. Dr Woody owns a Doctorate in AB, assbuggery, and is not afraid to use it. His medical expertise ranges from prescribing ointments to relieve spanking redness to full blown Sphincter reconstruction. Feel free to bring your medical questions to him, he will be happy to help.
Simari – Inventor of the SimSock, a male enhancement product that is becoming all the rage. While not actually causing growth in the male genitalia, the SimSock does cover up and hide those embarrassing size issues. Sim has been known to embarrass himself in public, as well as in private, almost hourly, and has no compunction about doing so. Thousands curse his birth, and millions curse his entry into chat rooms all over the planet. If you do encounter him, nod, smile, and LOL at the bad and tasteless jokes, and perhaps he will go away.
Well in a nutshell, this is who the SoCalGlamourGuys are.
And as a warning, if you take anything on this site serious, with the exception of the lovely ladies, then you are a total dumbass!!